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“Life is like a grapefruit. ("Er, how so,") Well, it’s sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.."
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Feel free to stay - just don't track mud everywhere.

overlypolitebisexual:

ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer

HOLY SHIT STAYIN’ ALIVE IS ON MY LISTENING TEST. 

IDK ITS GONNA BE HARD NOT TO SCREAM MORIARTY WHEN I HEAR IT DURING MY EXAM

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

theroguefeminist:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

this is disgusting


Reblog if you like an actor twice your age

k17l53:

nerdyginger16:

thefaultinourdeductions:

forgetmenotsinthetardis:

themanwiththeironsuit:

Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.

All of tumblr should be reblogging this.

Wait, just one?….

Would you like me to give you a list?

*cough* ahem, *cough* more than twice my age *cough*

myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to crush*: Fuck me
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

asvprock:

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

let-go-of-sicked-mind:

wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:





aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo


this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

It. Came. Back on my dash, YAY!!

let-go-of-sicked-mind:

wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

It. Came. Back on my dash, YAY!!

geekishchic:

this show is gold

rainbowreverie21:

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

TINY KITTY COMPUTER CAT

rainbowreverie21:

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

TINY KITTY COMPUTER CAT

celestial-sexhair:

this man kills bloodthirsty monsters

this man stopped the apolocalypse

this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]