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“Life is like a grapefruit. ("Er, how so,") Well, it’s sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.."
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hi:

thismustbethewayitends:

hi:

so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and 

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this is best

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night

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ever

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I hope your roommate finds these pictures.

someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room


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intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 followers) so give it a try!


follow the person this was reblogged from

intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 followers) so give it a try!

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

aliciahaider:

msfruitkiller:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

    #never not the best set pic ever taken 

Thor: “fist me captain america”
Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump”

MAKE THIS FAMOUS

aliciahaider:

msfruitkiller:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#never not the best set pic ever taken

Thor: “fist me captain america”

Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump

MAKE THIS FAMOUS

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!


Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

rexannegoof:

fluxthepolice:

the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

You really can’t tbh

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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greglestrades:

"There was an idea… to bring together a group of remarkable people. To make them work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that… we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea. In heroes."